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| You’re the guy who can get anything he wants anytime he wants it. Let people know you are your own mint! | |
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| You are a student of astronomy, and you never mind pulling an all-nighter. | |
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| Fine wine, beautiful beaches, and gorgeous women—No wonder summer is your favorite season. | |
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| It’s mating season and it takes two to tango. | |
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| Some cultures used to fear sex, others knew that a dirty mind was a terrible thing to waste. | |
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| Life’s a party…and you never forget it. | |
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| For the boys who have the toys, bragging is half the fun. | |
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| Gold-diggers welcome. They’ll never get a dime, but you might as well have some fun letting them try. | |
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| First class is OK—if you can’t buy your own jet. | |
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| People are a lot like animals. We also have a “mating season.” The difference between animals and us is that ours last all year round. | |
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| You’re everyone’s favorite stocking stuffer. | |
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| Who says a God complex won’t get you laid? | |
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